Hello humans!

Or should that be “humen”?

I am going to say “humens” for the moment.

Anyway, hello! I want to ask you all a question please. Do you quite often find things fall on top of you? Like when you are climbing onto the bed by pulling on the sheets, and then one of the other animals seizes the opportunity to drop off the top and go SMACK into your head? Does that sort of thing happen to humenses?

Also, when I was just having a little rest on my back on the floor the other day, like you do, and someone who shall not be named, except if we say that he is Jonathan, accidentally dropped his mug onto me. Fortunately he had finished his tea, and he was very pleased that I broke the mug’s fall and stopped it from smashing into a billion smithereens, but I spent the rest of the day feeling a bit less comfortably round than I normally am. Does that happen to humenseses too?

I should probably try to do something heroic to put a stop to it but I can’t quite decide what. Does anyone have any clever suggestions?

I look forward to reading your ideas.

Poofdah