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Good evening internet readers! I expect you have noticed that most computers aren’t suitable for dogs.  The keys are that stupid tiny size which suits human fingers, and I think the nose-controlled mouse has yet to be invented.  So I’m not typing this, Jonathan is doing it for me, which…

Hello there young people! I have had a thought this week that will probably interest you.  It’s a bit like when my cousin Norma’s neighbour Alfie’s best friend Bonzo went to climb a mountain, but found he couldn’t do it because of the fish, and it was the wrong week…

What?  But I’m just in the middle of a nice cup of – what, I can do it while I’m having my tea?  That sounds nice.  What should I say then?  Something interesting?  I have to be nice to the readers?  But I’m always nice!  Well, most of the time. …