Charlie Farnsbarns

Hello everyone! Did you know the clocks are going back soon?  I heard that on the radio the other day.  It sounds interesting, but I really have two questions about that: 1. Where are they going back to?  Sometimes I wish I could go back to places I have been,…

Hello everyone!  I expect you are having to stay at home at the moment mostly, unless you’re one of those lucky people who lives in Holland or is invisible.  Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to be invisible.  Once I did that and forgot that I’m not invisible,…

Hello there everybody! I was sitting around the other day, like you have to when you’re in the middle of learning how to tap out “Hickory Dickory Dock” with your nose against the wall and a human comes in, or when it’s just hot weather like it is at the…

Fizzy pop!  Thank you very much. Yes, it’s very hot, isn’t it?  Jonathan says I am being a complain-pants but he’s not covered in fur like I am.  My favourite cold drink is fizzy orange.  Rosamunde said the other day that it doesn’t match my red suit.  She may be…

Can anybody help me?  I heard this nice Christmas song on the radio today and I don’t know what it’s called.  It went sort of DUM dinky dinky dinky and so on BOO DOO and then DUM dum dumpy dum dumpy-dum DUM dum dumpy dum dumpy-dum Shoo-WOO Sort of like…

Hello again everyone! Jonathan is back and is typing for me so that I can tell you a bit about myself.  Jonathan helps us all to type except Flopsy, who is quite good with her paws and doesn’t like people to do things for her too much.  Anyway, in the…

Jonathan (he is “J.P.”) is away at the moment and has asked me to write this.  My name is Charlie Farnsbarns and there is a picture of me at the top of this page, running away from next door’s dog, after when I carefully jumped out of the window that…